The Evil Body: Brand Story Creation
What is this nonsense?
Welcome to my mind.
find most brand stories as boring as purgatory without WiFi.
So, I write off-the-cuff ones that are better. Much better.
(P.S. Prepared fresh from my brain just for you).
The Evil Body?
It's a cosmetic surery company that turns people into their favourite evil characters through bodily enhancements.
(It's made up, by the way).
The Brand Story:
Evil is everywhere.
Lurking in each corner, lying in wait for you.
You can't win.
The forces of the dark prince are insurmountable.
Our motto at The Evil Body is:
"If you can't beat them, join them - but join them in style!"
Founded by three self-professed gothic queens, we knew that the gothic aesthetic is more than just a phase - it's a way of life.
One deep, dark, dreary Summer's evening, we were taxidermizing our pet ravens when we realised that, well... Gothic is Gorgeous.
The sublime lines of prominent stitches bursting from our ravens’ backs, along with their feathers grown pale from the embalming liquid, all spoke to us of the beauty in the darkness.
Four years later, The Evil Body was born, the centre (of hell) where people come to die and be reborn anew as their favourite evil characters.
We specialise in:
// Implantation of Ram Horns into the Skull (part of ‘The Devil's in the Details’ package).
// Crafting of Witch-esque Noses (part of the 'Which Is Witch?' package).
// Neck-Bolt Insertion (part of the 'Frankenstein' package).
// Melanin Extraction (part of the 'Pales in Comparison' package).
At The Evil Body, the question is never "why...?"
It's always "witch".
As in,
"Witch evil character do I want to be?"
We'll be waiting for you.
